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Theodore Laffoon’s Legendary Journey

Theodore Laffoon lost his left eye in an unfortunate hacky sack accident. That did not prevent him from becoming a world renowned breeder of Siberian cats. Unfortunately, that’s how he lost his other eye.

The first 3 phrases of a novel… I will never write. But there’s nothing stopping you from adding to it.


These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

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Theodore Laffoon’s Legendary Journey by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

Globalization

Globalization
By Eva Vavoom

Office Conference Room

Boss: “I am happy to announce that I have just concluded a deal with a full-service Chinese company to produce our tween clothing line for 50% less than the current cost per garment. They do everything, even the product design!”

Melissa: “So what will happen to our design department?”

Boss: “What are you doing here? We don’t need you anymore!”

Janine: “I see this pink baggy sweater here has the word LOOSE in big bold letters on the front. Is this appropriate for 8-12 year old girls to wear?”

Boss: “Don’t you know that loose means baggy? In any case, you’re fired!”

Michael: “…”

Boss: “Well, Michael, seems like we will be producing our tween clothing line for 62.5% less than the current cost per garment even with your promotion to Vice-president figured in. Congratulations on a job well done!”

(Inspired by Girl’s Zombie Cheerleader Costume and Boy’s Pimp Costume via Amazon.com)


These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

Creative Commons License
Globalization by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

A Special Gift

A Special Gift
by Eva Vavoom

Well-to-do Waspy parents with their 13-year-old son in the dining room.

Mother: “William, your father and I thought that you deserve a gift for getting good grades this year.”

A proud dad hands his son a flat box that looks like a book with the bold title:

The Un-comprehensive
Visual Encyclopedia
of
Sexual Perversions

The son’s eyes widen as he opens the box to find a Wi-Fi enabled laptop computer.

William: “This is the coolest gift ever! Thanks mom and dad, I love it so much I am going to sleep with it!”


These short social commentary and comedy scripts are meant to be made into cartoons, videos or art pieces. They are released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Canada. To browse the Creative Commons scripts see the Scripts category. I have further material that is too long to post here at this time and will develop into TV treatments.

Creative Commons License
A Special Gift by Eva Vavoom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Canada License.
Based on a work at www.evavavoom.com.

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