I have just come back from Dollarama, fine purveyor of pervertible items for the thrifty kinkster and they are selling plush handcuffs for Valentine’s Day. The kid’s section has always had cheap plastic cuffs but unless you are into child bondage, they will probably not fit! Handcuffs, never a good idea… Rope, better!

Angela : You don’t have the keys to your own handcuffs?
Rayanne : Well, they’re not exactly mine.
Angela : Right, I guess they belong to some really perverted guy you know
or something.
Rayanne : Yeah, or your parents.
Angela : What?
Rayanne : I found them right here on the bed.
Angela : They were not.
Rayanne : Ask Rickie.
Rickie : [nods] Uh huh.
Angela : Those things do not belong to my parents.

My So-Called Life