I cannot remember a night when my mind was so creative. I didn’t sleep a wink and even though, as usual, I came up with wicked stuff, I still bring you this drivel…

I may not publish these every week but I assure you they are out there and they still make my day when I encounter them. This guy who wants his contact info known to spammers the world over seems to have an interesting fascination with babes in scuba gear. Please explain this to me.